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Tabby
A big church in Yorkshire s51e06 s52e02
Tachycardia
Latin for "Not a very nice jumper" s67e06
Tadpole
Ever so slightly Polish s41e04 s47e04 s49e06
Taffeta - 1
A cannibal with a preference for Welsh people s43e04 s57e04
Taffeta - 2
A Welsh goats' cheese s38e06
Tailback
Postoperative Manx cat s46e05
Tall
What's near t' front door s59e04
Tally Ho
A loose woman who keeps count s45e01
Tamper
What you take on a Yorkshire picnic s58e06 s61e04
Tandem
James Bond's boss after a holiday in the sun. s70e06
Tangent
Dale Winton s59e06
Tanker
What we use to moor a boat in Yorkshire s63e04
Tantamount
To ride a French aunt s41e05
Tap
Yorkshire smartphone application s67e06
Tapas
To gently tap someone's bottom s43e04
Tape
Yorkshire monkey s64e02
Tapioca
A disappointingly average dance routine s38e06
Tarka Daal
One of the 'otter curries s53e02
Tarmac
Scottish gratitude s38e04
Tart
What you see in a Yorkshire gallery s59e02 s64e04 s67e04
Tattooine
The night before All Tattoos Day s69e06
Telepathy
When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV s41e04
Tena Lady
Cheap date s61e02
Tenacity
Community of incontinence sufferers s71e02
Tendentious - 1
Five pairs of false teeth s57e04
Tendentious - 2
Having ten dents s52e04
Tentative
Not sure about camping s42e04
Terpsichorean
Kim Jong Un's paintbrush cleaner s69e06
Terse
What you see at a Yorkshire funeral s59e02
Testicle
A boat maker's first attempt at a coracle s55e04
Testicular
A vampire who talks bollocks s44e04
Testimony
A load of bollocks s65e02
Testosterone
Tess of the d'Urbervilles did a pancake by herself s65e04
Teutonic
What you order with two gin s44e06
Thermidor
A Spanish lobster fighter s41e05
Thesaurus
Condition caused by eating a hot curry s46e04
Thirst
The one before thecond s61e06
Tie Dye
A neat Brummie s58e04
Timbre
Cry of a French lumberjack as a tree falls s44e02
Tinker
An Irish philosopher s45e01 s58e02
Tinsel
Gretel's more flamboyant other brother s58eSP1
Tin-tin
A couple of tins s45esp1
Tissues
Important matters in Yorkshire s47e02
Tit
To strike a Yorkshireman s71e06
Tittilate - 1
Delayed puberty s37e03 s48e02
Tittilate - 2
Forget to feed the baby s70e04
Toadstool
Porn version of The Wind in the Willows s42e02
Toils
What Brummies have on their rooves s58e04
Toksvig
A clock cosy s46e05
Toll
Where you try to put the ball in on a Yorkshire golf course s54e06
Tomahawk
A vegetable of prey s38esp3
Tombola
Man who throws cats s43e04
Toronto
Expression used by the Lone Ranger when drunkenly addressing his colleague s37e02
Torpedo
Glastonbury-based nonce s71e04
Torpid
Incomplete torpedo s44e02
Torquay
What a Geordie has for his Christmas dinner s66e02
Torture
Rather like a torch but even more so s60e06
Tortured
Where we keep the apples in Yorkshire s68e06
Tosca
What every Yorkshire actor dreams of winning s68e06
Toucan
A couple of tins s45esp1
Towel
That bird that hoots in Yorkshire s60e06
Towel Rail
Where Yorkshire people keep their owls s54e02
Trachiectomy
The surgical removal of a shell suit s65e04
Trail mix
To stalk Irishmen s50eSP2
Train
Yorkshire bad weather s59e06
Tram
Male sheep in Yorkshire s59e02
Trampoline
Cleansing fluid for tramps s38e01 s53e02 s56e06
Transcendental
To receive false teeth through the post from a drag act s46e05 s61e04
Transistor - 1
A brother who wears his mother's clothes s37e02
Transistor - 2
A nun with surprisingly large hands s45e03
Transplant
Assigned as meat at birth but actually a vegetable s68e02
Transport
The drink formerly known as sherry s68e06
Transylvanian
Someone called Sylvia who's in the process of becoming Ian s67e02
Trash
Yorkshire measles s43e02 s60e06 s68e02
Trench
Yorkshire spanner s59e04
Trenchant
An ant that fought in the First World War s64e06
Triangular
To test Mrs Merkel's patience s56e06
Tricycle
And even shorter trice s53e06
Trifle
Yorkshire gun s58e06, s59e04
Trifling - 1
Threesome s67e06
Trifling - 2
To attempt Scottish dancing s55e06
Trigonometry
A cowboy's method of locating his horse s38e06
Trinidad
The answer to the question "which of those two fashion experts do you fancy, son?" s49e03
Triumph
To attempt to get off with Mr Lyttleton s38e01 s45e03
Trolley
An abundance of trolls s39e06
Trouble
Yorkshire building waste s60e02
Truculent
That lorry you used to rent out s54e04
Trug
Yorkshire carpet s69e02
Trump - 1
Favourite Yorkshire steak s59e06
Trump - 2
Yorkshire arse s67e06
Trump - 3
Noisy noxious emission from an arse s64e06
Trumped
Talked down to by a xenophobic, sexist, mentally challenged bigot s66e02
Trumpet
A miniature bigot s64e06
Trust
Iron erosion in Yorkshire s59e06
Tuba
Someone who makes tubes s55e04
Tumbling
Jewellery for the belly button s52e04 s62e04
Turbine
Windy headgear s50eSP2
Turd
Yorkshire cattle s67e06
Turin
Yorkshire wee-wee s64e06
Turkey
A bit like a Turk s58eSP1
Turpentine
A Geordie highwayman s38e04 s56e04
Tweet
What cereal farmers grow in Yorkshire s64e06
Twerk
What we do in Yorkshire between 9 and 5 s60e02
Twig
Yorkshire hairpiece s58e06 s61e06 s62e02 s63e02
Twinge
What Sean Connery calls children of the same age s49e03
Twirled
Yorkshire s56e04
Twist
Yorkshire card game s59e06
Twofold
Beginners' origami class s47e04
Typhoon
Tea that gives you wind s47e06
Typo
A chamber pot made in Bangkok s69e04
Tyrannosaurus
A dictator with tender buttocks s54e04
Tyrant
An ant who works for Quikfit s60e06