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Macadam - 1
The first ever Scotsman s40e04
Macadam - 2
A Scottish brothel keeper s42e04
Macarena
A Scottish stadium s62e04
Macaroni
Inventor of the pasta wireless s40e04
Macaroon
To leave a Scotsman on a desert island s52e04
Mace
What the Queen puts traps down for s57e02
Magenta
Come in, Madonna s54e06 s68e06
Magistrate
Statement from the Palace assuring the press that the Queen is not gay s67e02
Maida Vale
Nigel Farage's liver s70e02
Maintain
A posh hill s71e04
Maisonette - 1
Tiny Freemason s66e02
Maisonette - 2
Very small Chief Constable s44e02
Malady
A bit like a duck s48e02 s50e04
Manchester
A specialist in cosmetic surgery for lady boys s52e04
Manoeuvre
A vacuum cleaner even men can work s42e02 s57e06
Manoeuvring
What my wife would like to see around the house once in a while s63e04
Margate - 1
Scandal involving Andrew Marr s55e02 s68e04
Margate - 2
The mother of all scandals s44e02
Mariachi
What you do when you've been engaged to Archie s58e04
Marionette
What you do when you've been engaged to Anette s58e04
Maritime
"You're pregnant" s57e04
Marmalade
The cry of a new born chick s45e01
Marmite
Mum's possibly up for it, especially if Dad isn't past it s38esp3
Mars bar
Your mum's sheep impression s68e06
Massachusetts
A large collection of dentures s65e04
Masticate
To enjoy yourself with a set of dentures s54e02
Mastiff - 1
A row during a church service s38e01
Mastiff - 2
Boys at a Britney Spears concert s39e02
Mayfly
A Virgin plane s44e04 s45esp1
Mazel Tov
A good thing to do with the Countryside Alliance s46e02
Meander
She and I s41e02
Measles
What artists use for self portraits s49e02
Megahertz
Extremely painful s66e04
Megawatt
"PARDON?" s45e01
Melancholy - 1
Funny shaped dog s43e04
Melancholy - 2
Fruit and veg s50e02
Melancholy - 3
The two new co-hosts of 'One Man and his Dog' s66e04
Mem Sahib
The same Swedish car s49e02
Membership
Amusingly shaped boat s55e06
Menacing
A male voice choir s60e04
Mendacity
Urban renewal programme s50e04
Mendicant
A Govan repair man s65e04
Mendips
Cannibal buffet s52e02
Merciful
"Liverpool's flooded" s41e04
Meretricious
What Santa says after he's had a few s70e06
Merseyside
Killing of Scousers s40e04
Metabolics
Unimpressed with Metaphysics s66e02
Metatarsals
Got together at Jeffrey Archer's s47e04
Methane
How Macbeth introduces himself s61e06
Miasma
The reason I need an inhaler s37e05 s61e02
Mice
Plural of mouse, unless said by the Queen, in which case it is the singular s48e02
Microbe
A tiny little dressing gown s42e05
Midwifery
Half way through breaking wind s48e02 s71e02
Migraine
What a farmer calls his crop s40e06
Mineshaft
Hitler's more salacious autobiography s71e02
Mingling
A junior minger s58e04
Minion
A tiny shallot s60e06
Miniscule
A toddler's playgroup in Liverpool s39e02
Minsk
Camp Russian walk s50e04
Minstrel
Mediaeval musician who performs monthly s59e02
Mirth
A French moth s65e06
Misfit
A great looking teacher s51e04 s70e02
Mish-mash
Sean Connery late for church s46e02 s48e06 s54e06
Misinformation
A female member of the Red Arrows s68e02
Missile
Where they keep the feminine products in a supermarket s54e02
Missive
South African for "Very big" s45esp1
Mistake - 1
Winner of a butcher's beauty contest s44e02
Mistake - 2
Regret becoming a vegetarian s66e06
Mitosis
What's on the ends of my feetses s48e06
Module
Christmas with The Who s56e02 s70e04
Mogadon
"My cat's a professor" s43e02
Moisturiser
How Yoda asks if you've been crying s66e04 s67e04
Monkey
A bit like a monk s53e04
Monogamy
Celebrating New Year in Scotland by yourself s53e04
Morass - 1
Putting on weight s46e05
Morass - 2
Request from the director of a strip show s38e04
Morrissey
A bit like a Morris dancer s71e06
Mosquito
A tiny place of Muslim worship s41e05
Motorway
Britain's leading mote removal company s66e04
Mucus
A swear word used by cats s40e06
Mumble
Mother you want to take to a second hand shop s58e02
Mumps
Heaps of unwanted mothers s46e04
Mushrooms
What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does s44e02
Musketeer
A form of industrial deafness common among historical reanacters s67e02
Mutant
An ant who has lost his voice s60e06
Mutate
An art gallery for cats s41e04
Myspace
Speed a mouse goes at s57e04
Mystery
A bit like a man s50e04
Mystical
The daughter of Mr Tickle (unfortunately he named her Tess) s60e02 s70e04