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Haddock
An enclosure for seahorses s43e06
Haemorrhage
A line of piles s41e05
Hagiography
Edwina Currie's book s40e06
Haiku - 1
Greeting amongst pigeons s67e06
Haiku - 2
Pigeon on helium s63e04
Hairbrush
Basil's German cousin s70e04
Hairspray
Incontinent German s55e02 s68e02
Halitosis
Athlete's Foot caused by a comet s46e04
Hammas
What Geordies use to bang nails in s45e01
Hamstring
Sexy underwear for pigs s64e02
Haphazard
"Mind that hap!" s44e06
Harlequin
One of a set of five motorbikes s42e04
Harpist
Fairly drunk s44e04 s44e06 s57e02
Harpsichord
What you pull if you need to jettison your harp s67e02
Hashtag
Party game where you chase each other for drugs s67e04
Haut Cuisine
Porridge s64e02
Haywain
Essex greeting s39e06
Heathrow
Brief description of what a baggage handler does s44e06
Hebrew
Jewish teabag s39e02
Hedgerow
Hedgehog eggs s40e04
Hee Haw
A male prostitute s60e04
Henna
Like a hen but even more so s50e02
Herbicide
The murder of a Volkswagen Beetle s56e04
Herpes
What a woman won prizes for at the local flower show s44e02
Hiding
A bell you can't reach s37e02
Himalaya
A transsexual rooster s46e02
Himalayas
Hermaphrodite chickens s58e02
Hindsight - 1
Builder's cleavage s58e06
Hindsight - 2
Jennifer Lopez s41e05
Hispanic
Fear of snakes s58e02 s61e02 s71e06
Hither
A snake with a hare lip s39e06
Hoarding
Prostitute's microwave s37e03
Hoax
Those big trees with haycorns on them s63e04
Hobgoblin - 1
Eating stoves s39e06
Hobgoblin - 2
Anthony Worrall-Thompson s54e06
Hob-nob
Cooking accident s38e01
Hobnobbing
Casual sex with a goblin s37e05
Hogmanay
Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular Impressionist painter s41e04
Hogwarts
STD suffered by David Cameron s71e02
Homophobe
Somebody who doesn't like the Simpsons s38esp3
Homophobic
Allergic to Greek epic poetry s55e04
Honolulu
To give an MBE to a Scottish singer s45e05
Hootenanny - 1
A goat with a big nose s62e06
Hootenanny - 2
Day care for little owls s67e04
Horatio
The difference in size between two or more groups of prostitutes s64e06
Hormone
A professional fake orgasm s55e04
Hors d'Oeuvres
Women who hang round diesel pumps s57e06 s40e04 s66e06
Horticulturalist
Brian Sewell s44e06
Hosepipe
A dance by sailors wearing socks s37e05
Hospice
Equestrian discharge s59e04
Hotpot
Stolen drugs s40e04
Hullabaloo
How to greet a bear s39e02 s68e06
Humphrey
A road with no sleeping policemen s41e02
Humpty Dumpty
One who is humped and dumped s37e02
Hunky Dory
A butch fish s42e05
Hurdy-Gurdy
Opposite of Hisdy-Gurdy s64e04
Hustle-bustle
Nineteenth century kerb crawler s37e03
Hyacinth
An elevated keyboard s71e02
Hydrangea - 1
A fun game played by Yogi and Boo Boo s52e06
Hydrangea - 2
Warning from Tonto s37e02 s51e06 s52e04
Hydrant
An ant with three heads s60e06
Hydraulics
To conceal the things that you rest your oars in s38e06
Hysterics
Dorset for "That belongs to Derek" s70e02