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Uxbridge English Dictionary


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Faculty
No sign of the tea yet s60e06 s62e04
Faint
Vulgar version of "fisn't" s58e06
Fairy
What cats feel like in Liverpool s65e02
Fairy Tale
Beer made from ferrets s42e04
Faith
What you wath with a faith flannel s56e02
Fajitas
What gas is used for in Newcastle s54e04
Fallacy - 1
Amusingly shaped s47e02
Fallacy - 2
Like a penis s53e06
Fallacy - 3
Cocky s45e03
Falsetto
Fake ice cream s58e04 s69e06
Farage
A garage that won't accept Volkswagens s58e06
Farcical
Bike that makes you look stupid s51e01
Farting - 1
Something a long way from an Irishman s53e02
Farting - 2
Irish for "star" s47e04
Fastidious
The three old presenters of Top Gear s65e04
Faux Pas
"He's not your Dad" s59e06
Feckless - 1
Irish virgin s47e02 s57e02 s59e06 s65e02 s69e04
Feckless - 2
An unsuccessful Irish Lothario s41e02
Fecund - 1
The one before "Fird" s39e06
Fecund - 2
Sixteenth century runner up s69e04
Fiasco
Unsuccessful wall painting s39e02
Fibre Optic
A bartender's measure for muesli s48e04
Fibre Optics
The healthy alternative to eye candy s41e02
Fibrillate
To pass on something that was said by Boris Johnson s68e04
Fiddle-de-dee
Jack's violin s56e04
Fielding
To find a bell in the dark s60e06
Filibuster
Clumsy vet s49e06
Filofax
Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone s45e01
Five-a-side
To kill a boy band s42e05
Flabbergasted
Appalled at how much weight you've put on s53e04 s55e06
Flashpoint
Hampstead Heath s57e02
Flattery
Where you leave your flat when you go on holiday s63e02
Flatulence
Emergency vehicle that picks you up when you've been run over by a steamroller s37e03
Flemish
Rather like snot s46e05 s66e06
Flibbertigibbet
Dolphin gallows s50e04
Flinch
An oriental songbird s69e04
Flippant
An insect who maximises his expenses claims by redesignating his second home s52e06
Flirt
Vehicle driven by a Geordie milkman s64e02
Floral
Foreplay on the carpet s54e02
Florida
More red in the face s45e01
Foaming
Dodgy Chinese porcelain s63e02
Focaccia
Bread with no interest in the Far East s43e06
Foible
Something coughed up by a New York cat s63e06
Follicle
A tiny little ruin built on a small hill s40e06
Fondue
An affectionate sheep s38e01
Forbear
"Look out! There's a bear on the golf course!" s47e04
Forbears
A really terrible night for Goldilocks s48e06 s60e06
Forbidding
An auction room s69e04
Forecast
To have cutlery protruding from your posterior s60e06
Forensic
Overseas Vomit s65e02
Foreskin
To compel relatives s43e02 s52e02
Forlorn
Instructions on grass seed s67e06
Fortified
Comes between forty ford and forty dix s60e04 s62e02
Fossilise
Too late for glasses s67e02
Foxglove
Basil Brush s47e06 s50e06
Fragrant
Sweet smelling tramp s37e03
Freebie
An unattached insect s46e05
Freelance
A giveaway spear s70e04
Freezer
A jolly good fellow, and so say all of us s62e06
Frenzy
A bit like an American sitcom s66e06
Frigate
A ship that nobody cares about s40e02
Frisbee
Insect with an afro s71e04
Frogmarch
Third month in the French calendar s63e04
Frogspawn
Blue movies for the French s40e02
Frugal
A search engine for fruit s50e04
Fundamentalist
Give money to David Icke s48e02
Furnish
A bit like a fern s66e06
Fuselage
Not many that big s42e04
Futon
Japanese for "Christ! My back hurts" s71e06