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Dace
What the Queen uses to play board games s57e06
Damnation
Holland s44e06 s48e06
Dandelion
A big camp cat s42e04
Daunting
Jamaican alarm clock s50e02 s64e04 s66e06
Dauntingly
To wake up feeling frisky s68e02
Debasement
De room under de ground floor s43e04
Debating
Where ships anchor in Jamaica s66e06
Decade
Ant s44e02
Decadence
Ten times as stupid s51e06
Decaff
Where you get de coffee s54e02
Decanter
Italian for "gallop" s69e02
Decease
To stop stopping s44e02
Decreased
Jack in hysterics s54e02
Deduce
What you get when you squeeze de lemon s58e02
Defamatory
Hard of hearing but still frisky s50e06
Defence
De long wooden ting in de garden s63e02 s64e06
Deferral
Bikini wax s64e06
Defibrillate
To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer s40e02
Definite
Reason for not hearing proper s47e02 s49e06 s52e06 s53e02
Defunct
To have ones sense of rhythm removed s49e06
Deglaze
To stop watching Neighbours s44e02
Delaware
To have seen Only Fools and Horses s50e02
Delectable
Ian Duncan-Smith s41e05
Delegate
Scandal involving Jewish catering s45e05 s58e04
Deliberate
To imprison s44e06
Delivery
De outfits of de palace staff, innit? s55e02
Demister
Castration device s50e02
Demonic
Her Majesty de Queen s53e02
Denmark
The Ordnance Survey symbol for Leslie Grantham s63e02
Dentist
Man who fixes your car s39e02 s48e06
Depend
Where you dive into a swimming pool s53e02
Dependable
A confident swimmer s52e02
Dependent
Italian indication of a hole made with a biro s53e04
Derelict
Pleasant experience in Ireland s42e05
Dermatology
The study of Irish names s65e02 s67e02
Dervish
Rather like diesel s53e02 s60e02
Descant
An ant with an office job s60e06
Detonation
Greece s56e06
Diabetes
To drop dead whilst making eyes at a wasp s48e04
Diagnose
A proboscis that starts at the top right of the face and finishes at the bottom left s60e06
Diagnostic
Welshman unsure if God exists s51e04
Dialects
The baddies in Doctor Who s58e06
Dialogue
An awful piece of wood s49e02
Diamante
Way to start a letter to a Second World War Field Marshal s43e06
Diarrhoea
An unattractive bottom s38e01
Dichotomy - 1
Surgical procedure for the removal of an unwanted Welshman s40e02
Dichotomy - 2
When a lesbian wearing a woollen jumper gets stuck on the Velcro of your jacket s63e06
Dictaphone
0omeone you don't want to call s49e03 s51e01 s66e02
Dictating
Leaking milk from an unusual place s49e02
Dictator
Humorously shaped root vegetable s37e02
Dictionary
The rude version of Pictionary s52e06
Dietitian
A rubbish Renaissance painting s66e04
Digest
Welsh clown s57e04
Dignitas
Donkey sanctuary with a difference s64e06
Digression
Welsh fighting talk s45e03
Dilate
Miss your own funeral s38e06 s66e04
Dilatory
Conservative sex aid s39e02
Dildo
Pickle in pastry s41e04 s48e06
Dimension
To namecheck a Welshman s64e06
Dim Sum
Maths for thick people s69e06 s71e02
Diphthong
To wash an undergarment s38esp3 s40e06 s47e02
Direct
Ruined by a Welshman s41e05
Direction
Aroused Welshman s41e02
Disappear - 1
To insult a Lord s37e03
Disappear - 2
An Italian introducing a member of the House of Lords s63e04
Disarray
To give directions in China s50e06
Disconsolate
A particular embassy s37e02
Disdain
Being rude to someone from Denmark s44e06
Disgruntled
A pig with laryngitis s50e04
Disguise
Pointing out the foreigner who is pointing out the damage to your car s39e02
Disgusted
"The wind has dropped" s52e06 s54e04
Disillusion
To slag off the work of Paul Daniels s45esp1
Dispensation
"This biro's from China!" s67e04
Dispersal
To slag off a washing powder s59e02
Dissident
Foreigner pointing out damage to your car s39e02
Dissuade
To insult Hush Puppies s57e02
Distant
An ant who is being slagged off s60e06
Distillery
What Trump did to Mrs Clinton s68e04
Ditto
The Marx brother who got fired because he was too "samey" s50e06
Diverging
An unsuccessful Welsh Lothario s41e02
Docile
Where they keep the medication in a supermarket s61e06
Doctored
Something that should be picked up in a little plastic bag s64e06
Dogger Bank
A place you can go after hours to make a deposit s71e04
Dogma
Bitch s40e06 s66e02
Dogmatic
A dog without a clutch s60e04
Doldrum(s)
Percussion for the unemployed s48e06 s70e04
Dominion
A baker's assistant s57e04
Donation
Where Homer Simpson is king s44e06
Doodlebug
To draw a flea s46e02
Dossier
A French tramp s44e04 s64e02
Doubloons
What we blow up for de party s68e02
Doughnut - 1
Eccentric millionaire s39e02
Doughnut - 2
Paul Hollywood s64e02
Dreadlocks
Fear of canals s60e04
Dubai
Debbie from Birmingham s45e01
Dukedom
Aristocratic birth control aid s45e01
Dumbstruck
A white van s50e04
Dumpling
A very small poo s68e06
Dunderhead
What a sculptor says when he has finished the top part of a bust s38e01
Dunstable
To have shaved s50e02
Dynamite
To take a flea out to lunch s46e02