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B & B
A hive with a population of two s54e06
Bacchanalian
To back an outsider in the space race s46e04 s47e02 s52e02
Bacteria
Returning more upset than when you left s43e04
Badminton
Dodgy English porcelain s63e02
Baghdad
Ann Widdecombes' father s50eSP2
Bakery
Rather like a baker s66e06
Balalaika
A fan of Swan Lake s61e02
Balderdash - 1
Rapidly receding hairline s53e06
Balderdash - 2
What you do when your wig has blown off s38e04
Ball Bearing
The side that a gentleman dresses s51e04 s56e02
Balloon
An inflatable Belgian s58eSP1
Baloney
Disappointing skirt length fashion s38e06
Baltic - 1
Involuntary testicle spasm s50eSP2
Baltic - 2
A variety of pubic louse s70e06
Baltimore
Asking for seconds in an Indian restaurant s45e05 s51e04
Banjo
Envious cry from other female performers (other than Jo Brand) s67e02
Banshee
Gentleman's club s40e02
Baptist
A junior hamburger chef s37e05
Barcode
A poem written by a dog s58e04 s63e02
Barman
A superhero who never quite notices anybody s50eSP2
Barney
Rather like a barn s60e02 s63e02
Barrier
Even more like Barry than Barry is s64e04 s65e06
Barstool
Sheep droppings s67e04 s70e02
Bastard
Fish excrement s66e02
Bastardise
A medical condition affecting referees s67e02
Bathos
The anticlimactic musketeer s65e02
Battery
Where you leave your pet bat when you go on holiday s61e06 s62e04 s65e02
Battleaxe
A boon for constipated bats s50eSP2
Beatitude
Pose adopted by an insect prior to pollination s37e03
Beaverbrook
Nude bathing area s37e02
Bedlam
A favourite sheep s40e06 s55e06
Befuddle
A tight group of cattle s59e02
Begat
What you wear on a big 'ead s52e02
Behemoth
An insect that makes holes in your jumper and then fills them with honey s60e02
Beholder
A hive s71e06
Belittle
Bernie Ecclestone s64e02
Belting
What you find at the top of a Jamaican steeple s69e06
Benign
What it will be after eight s49e03 s57e02
Bespoke
How baby bees are made s59e06
Bestow
That brown stuff you make gravy with s64e04
Beware
Clothing for bees s59e06
Biassed
Having four buttocks s53e02 s62e02 s63e04
Biceps
Mushrooms which swing both ways s50eSP2 s64e04
Bicker
Like a ballpoint but more so s57e04 s65e06
Bicycle - 1
An icicle that swings both ways s42e02
Bicycle - 2
Double headed corn cutter s38e06
Bideford
A Fiesta for an old lady s65e06
Bidet
Two days before D-Day s53e02
Bigamist
A heavier than usual fog s44e04 s49e06 s53e02 s65e06
Bigamy
Generous gesture on my part s69e04
Bijou
Source of kosher honey s51e06
Binge
Where Sean Connery puts his rubbish s48e02 s54e02
Binmen
People who are now women s46e04 s56e06
Biopic
Lembik's easygoing brother s59e02
Biosphere
To purchase a ball s47e06
Bipolar
Bear who is grizzly one day and all white the next s51e04
Bishopric
Unpopular member of the clergy s44e04
Blame
Walking with a blimp s42e05
Blandish
Michael Aspel s41e02
Blatter
Someone who very nearly gets away with it s63e04
Bleach
A hole in the Great Wall of China s50e04
Blemish
The official language of Belgium s62e02
Blistering
Someone you enjoy calling on the phone s52e02
Bloater
Japanese straw hat s48e02
Bloating
Jamaican whistle s64e04 s66e06
Boing
Manufacturer of rubber aircraft s58e02
Bollocks
Unsuccessful Botox s42e04
Bombadier
A very cruel form of stag hunting s56e06 s67e02
Bonus
What city bankers get when they handle money s59e04
Booby Trap
Brassiere s69e02
Boomerang
Show displeasure to a dessert s45e05 s51e04 s69e06
Bordello
Offhand greeting s40e06 s56e04
Botham
Where Gatman lives s69e06
Bouffant
To heckle a typeface s55e02
Boulangerie
To heckle underwear s43e04
Boutique
To heckle wood s38e06 s43e02
Boyant
Adam Ant's son s60e06
Brandish - 1
Fairly like Jo (Brand) s67e02
Brandish - 2
What Barry orders after a meal s43e02
Brandy - 1
Rather like Jo (Brand) s67e02
Brandy - 2
Having a high sex drive and bow legs s58eSP1
Brexit - 1
Breakfast cereal laxative s65e02 s67e06
Brexit - 2
"I'm sorry, I can't find an agreed meaning for this word" s69e04
Brexiteer - 1
A form of industrial deafness caused by standing too close to Nigel Farage s67e02
Brexiteer - 2
Selective deafness s69e04
Brine
How the Queen addresses Gordon Brown s51e01
Bring
Very flashy Chinese jewellery s54e04
Brio
Welsh cheese s67e02
Brisket
Fast moving old man s56e04 s57e02
Brittany
A bit like Britain s68e04
Broccoli
In a badgerlike fashion s68e04
Bronchodilator
Very old horse s49e03
Brothel
A place where people pay for illicit soup s67e06
Buccaneer
What American pirates pay for piercings s60e02
Buffalo
Naked greeting s56e04 s57e06
Buffoon
Wind instrument with an inflated sense of its own importance s71e02
Buggery
The study of insects s47e02
Bumbling
Jewellery for the buttocks s60e04
Bumpkin
Serviette used in the lavatory s56e06
Bumpy
A loose bowel movement s59e06
Bungalow
Small building used for Berlescone parties s55e04
Bunjee
The one after Bun F s58e06
Bunny
Rather like a bun s58eSP1 s64e02
Buttercup - 1
Face down s42e05
Buttercup - 2
A strange object on the ground, as in "I've picked a buttock up" s69e02
Buttonhole
One of the more uncomfortable body waxes s55e04
Buttresses
Especially lustrous bottom hair s65e06