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A La Carte
Muslim wheelbarrow s45e03 s54e04
Aardvark
The toughest vark in all of Devon s63e04
Abacus
Swedish swear word s41e04
Abatement
Downstairs storage area used by men with science trouble s44e06
Abbatoir
Three in a bed in a monastery s37e05
Aberdare
To challenge Benny, Bjorn, Agnetha, and Anni-Frid s49e03
Aberystwyth
A little "me" time while listening to Abba s57e04
Abscond
To steal someone's cream tea s40e02
Academy
School for compete bastards s71e04
Acne - 1
A borough in East London, innit? s62e04
Acne - 2
Walking stick for dyslexics s46e04
Acolyte
Easy listening clarinet music s37e03
Acoustic - 1
Perch for a dove s57e04
Acoustic - 2
A Scottish cattle prod s62e02
Acropolis
Italian for "Short back and sides if you don't mind" s58e06
Adamant
The very first male ant s60e06
Adder
Derbyshire expression meaning "I've slept with that woman" s40e02
Aerobic
Chocolate biro s45e05 s47e04
Aerofoil
Chocolate wrapper s62e02
Aerospace
Room for more chocolate s52e06
Afficionados
Charity for orphan fish s51e01
Aggregate
Farming scandal s47e02
Agog
Half finished Jewish temple s50eSP2 s53e02
Airbase
Like air guitar but with only four imaginary strings s68e02
Airs on a G String
Pam (Ayres) on Love Island s69e04
Alcoholic
Someone who drinks more than their doctor s37e05
Alfalfa
A dominant male with a stammer s56e06
Algebra
A brassiere made of kelp s42e02
Algorithm
Former US Vice President on drums s53e04
Allocate
How you greet the Duchess of Cambridge s63e02
Alpaca
What Italians say when they are going on holiday s69e06
Alphorn
Muesli with dirty bits s58e04
Already
To suffer from sunburn s48e04
Alter Ego
A priest who is full of himself s61e04
Ambulate
A hearse s53e04
Amish
Rather like an arm s46e04
Analogy
Makes you itch and sneeze s47e04
Animate
To grow too fond of your pets s50eSP2
Antelope - 1
An ant who runs away to get married s61e02
Antelope - 2
To run off with your mother's sister s37e02
Antipasti
Someone who hates Cornish food s68e02
Antique
The shrill cry of the ant s62e04
Aperitif
Dentures s43e06 s60e04 s61e02
Apocalypse - 1
Distastrous collagen injection s53e02
Apocalypse - 2
Get your mouth ready to kiss your arse goodbye s65e02
Appendectomy
What Ant shouts when he wants a biro s54e02
Appetite
Cheerfully drunk s48e06
Approximate
A sort of friend s64e02
Arbitrate
A pirate reminiscing about internet download speeds s71e02
Arboretum
A dockside restaurant s48e02
Arcade
Benefit gig for Noah s66e02
Archery
Lying s42e04
Argosy
"I'll go and have a look" s67e02
Argy Bargy
Owner of a narrow boat in Buenos Aires s48e02
Arizona
The person that 'Arry belongs to s43e04
Armature
An old pirate s53e06
Aromatic
Automatic crossbow s42e04 s68e04
Arsehole
Suddenly remembering the capital of South Korea s49e03
Arsenal
The whole body s56e02
Arsenic - 1
To steal buttocks s45esp1
Arsenic - 2
"I've just sat on a razor blade" s44e04
Arson
To sit s47e06
Artefact
Pretentious statistic s39e02
Artery
Shooting arrows at paintings s37e05
Article
To tease a pirate s53e06
Artistry
History of Art s49e02
Asbestos
Greek Antisocial Behaviour Order s45e05
Asking
King of the bottoms s64e06
Aspergers
Colonic irrigation enthusiasts s64e06
Asphalt - 1
Constipation s51e06
Asphalt - 2
Reason for bringing a court case against an ageing celebrity s65e04
Asphyxiated
Very keen on bottoms s68e06 s70e06
Aspic
"Don't do that!" s62e04 s65e02
Aspire
The pointy bit on a church s44e04
Assassination
Arrangement to meet a donkey s37e05
Asterisk
The chances of being hit by an asteroid s53e06
Astigmatism
Condition that gives you a distorted view of how good a driver you are s64e06
Atomic
What you put in your gin with ice and lemon s57e06
Atrophy
What I won for the 50 metre sack race s48e04
Audi A4
What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your foot s49e03
Auspices
Where elderly cockneys spend their final days s71e02
Avocado
To do ones supermarket shopping online s64e06
Avoidable
What a cow with a headache does s40e06
Awestruck
A truck for an 'orse s70e02
AWOL
Dyslexic owl s49e06 s50e02
Ayatollah - 1
It now costs more to cross the Humber Bridge s67e04
Ayatollah - 2
To flirt with a bell ringer s71e04